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Blunt Crayon to Remain in Pencil Case Indefinitely?

Thursday 29th July 2010, 12:45 GMT

Paul is currently on hiatus from the part of himself that writes this blog (please see earlier article). It is unpossibles to say how long this break will last. He would like to assure those reading this that he is fine and working through the chocolate factory utilising every resource he has. He may be some time.

That he is talking about himself in the third person may be a sign of his general state of wellbeing (it’s happened before) but a sign of what is unclear.

Peace, love and doodly bugs.